Live life of endless possibilities...PART 2 (The beggar )

Something inside me changed...no its not gas or mutation its on the way I think . I did some of the of the assignments on the money magnet seminar and it did changed my life.

GIVE TO A BEGGAR ...

Before the seminar I used to scorn beggars. I think of them as useless parasitic members of society whose bodies are deemed useless they become fertilizers or donated to some medical institution for reseach or as cadaver . John Calub says "Beggars are angels of prosperity" . During the stay at Cebu he asked us to find a beggar the same night after the event ; and so me Twinkle and Evan went beggar hunting . I said that beggars are easily found if they caught wind of what John Calub said , they would advertise themselves outside the mall with open palms and with big sign boards thats says "I AM BEGGAR". When we went outside there was no beggar . We walked a bit to the place where they should be flocking ; there was no BEGGAR. We confused random people to be beggars , a mechanic , an emo kid , drunkard , dirty people but no beggars. Even on our way to the mall that morning Twinkle and I saw a catatonic beggar and yet even she disappeared . OMG someone took all the beggars !!!! It wasn't until Mandaue where we found our authentic beggar. And she wasn't even begging , she was sleeping outside an ATM so I figured out that she was sleeping there to be the first person to withdraw from it or something.

So when I went back to Butuan I did the UUBE ..."ULTIMATE URBAN BEGGAR EXPERIMENT" this is simply to understand the beggar and decipher its promise of abundance and prosperity as John Calub said.

I found out that beggars are very fashionable. They are creative  they so many accessories made from recyclable and indigenous materials . They even layer their fabric that would rival those Paris , New York , or Milan . And as proof I will show you a picture of Brother Sharp claimed to be the sexiest man on China ..YES he IS a beggar .


                                                         Brother Sharp , Fashion icon

To feel what a beggar feels I took it upon my audacity and shamelessness and a bit of courage to dress the part. Dress as a beggar what am I thinking ? And not just once but on two occasions . An here is the catch . I am not to be known and use public transport and survive the parties I attended before and after .


Here you can see me on a beggar outfit . My skin may appear yellow but its not shit its acrylic paint . I attended a Halloween party at Boy's , one of the hottest venues in town where the upper income class have parties . Look at that Jollibee bag I was holding . Yes , I came from Jollibee prior this picture was taken . The photo-shoot have stopped because the photographer thought I was real . Yes , sad to say beggars are not welcome to private transport and eating at a fast food restaurant in peace is out of the question. Here I didn't a prize for my costume was so WTF . Instead a prize was made to accommodate me . I didn't win the prize I created the category and won it its called "Some random stranger my choice award".

                                                   "I'm NOT a beggar I'm LADY GAGA"


A businessman who refuse to be named invited me to his company Christmas party dressed as a beggar . Another opportunity to dressed a beggar. Wow , to think people would actually invite me to a party . His goal was to place me before the door of the venue hall to scare his employees. O_O.

During these two events I suffered. Many times the jeepney would not stop at me, on the occasion I asked somebody to stop a jeep for me , they stopped but speed right away the moment i made my first step. People stare , as I approached Jollibee the open door was suddenly closed as if to made sure that I wont get in . It wasn't till I started speaking in English and threatened to smash the door with my umbrella and file a case for discrimination that they let me in. I receive stares , glares and peering looks that would tear upon your soul . Surprisingly only the actual beggars noticed that I was a fake.

I would like to share personal experience regarding beggars . It was one cold Monday . Ashley asked me if I was to entertain a prospect for Vmobile . I said yes and decided to uses Gaisano Butuan foodcourt as the meeting place .I so surprised to meet three people , a family, father ,  son and niece. As I began the orientation I feel uneasy and unaccustomed. It was my first time presenting and in front of three people  , I was losing confidence , they showed some doubts . Then out of the blue a miracle happened. A beggar came to me , interrupted us and asked for alms . I was like WTF a beggar in the mall? Mall beggars ?? This have to some kind of prank , of all the places a mall food court on the fourth floor , How did he pass by the guards? Why me of all people ? Why not my prospects they dressed nicely and I just dressed clean . They are the ones with BLING BLING .  And why only ME? (Insert John Calub flashback here) That moment I inserted my fingertips to my pocket , I managed to pull out a twenty , I gave it to the child (seems 10-13 years old,male). I faced my prospects and humbly apologized for the event. As turn my attention to the kid he disappeared to the crowd. Later they joined me opened their accounts and I earned 2000 pesos . Appearing and disappearing, remember Cebu? Beggar Magic? Believe it !!!

Beggars are what I would like to call prosperity detectors. They have the innate ability to detect if a person were to receive a financial blessing in the immediate future . I have seen beggars select their prospects . I even tried actively giving a beggar money and curiously they would refuse me. So now if I have prospects I asked them "Have you recently given money to a beggar? " If the answer is Yes then that is good news.

Beggars are healthy . Yes they may be dirty or smelly but have you actually seen a beggar suffer from allergic dermatitis from all the pollution? Did you see one have allergies to shrimp or chicken , they eat from the trash and not get cholera or ecoli . I doubt if they wash their hands ? Curios no?

Beggars live in high prized real estates . Have you seen beggars sleep at the slums ? No , they sleep at fast food stores , government parks , under bridges. If you see beggars at your real estate be happy . Welcome them soon your property will rise in value .

Beggars frequent high traffic places. (No wonder one got in the mall) They maximize their alms by finding locations with high foot traffic. These places are great for vending machines and giving away fliers and coupons .

Beggars don't complain about being poor. They know the secret of abundance . They are always  thinking "I
 will always have money" I hear nothing from beggars but thank yous and God bless yous , and they even sing you carols. And no , you can't teach a beggar . And some would say that that they are lazy or they are capable of working , sure they may look meaty and robust but the problem here might be mentally . Beggars play an important rule in the universe.  And that is to help you proper and be generous . And who knows you might meet some interesting ones like this guy.





                                                        All I asked for was one biscuit. 

Live life of endless possibilities...PART 1

The story I am about to relay is a true to life account of my experiences in Cebu and how the people changed my life. To begin with I have known my friend Twinkle through my best friend , she invited me to Vmobile, I opened a tripack and wasn't earning yet because I haven't the time to share the business  . You see, I work as a nurse in a self proclaimed third class municipality district hospital . Its boring there . There is even shit every where , we are surrounded by rice paddies and the cow endlessly grazed on what is supposed to be our lawn . I call him our eco-friendly lawnmower. In short I was bored , broke and soon subject to depreciation like the rest of this third class backwater frontier sleepy town which is located in the middle of nowhere .


And then  the universe set into action . I received a random invitation from my friend Twinkle . The invitation says that i have to get my ass in CEBU we chatted a bit through texting and the moment I got back in the city I asked for details and I was presented this .....


                                            Almost the same ticket except mine was 500

I was like "Money magnet ??!!! deeeyyymm gurrrll how am suppose to be that " And Twink was like just get here .  I giving you a 8000  ticket now worth 500 and I'm giving it to you something like that...for FREE !! And I was like where will I sleep? What will I eat ? But being the petty creature I was before , I was lured with the word free and a green ticket with "MONEY MAGNET" on it and some bald guy who dresses up like Morpheus in The Matrix, smiling , doing the OK sign and with one palm open. So I said what the heck and made plans to Cebu with a modest budget, be on a back and forth ticket boat with the cheapest of accommodations .

THE FIRST SIGN ......

Upon arrival to this metropolis I was instructed to go AS Fortuna in Mandaue City . I was like "WTF I don't even know Cebu and now she expects me to go on a different city" But what surprised me the most is that she lives in a place called AS FORTUNA . Wow so the name itself means fortune . Coincidence . ??
 As I arrived to the place I was told to wait for a bit because she would fetch me . So I waited outside the fast food chain Jollibee as instructed and to make sure I will be seen I stood next to the giant ant or bee as what other people would call him .




                                           Smiling with open palms , Jollibee resembles John Calub



Twinkle picked me up , lodged me properly to my room where surprisingly the priced increased . I met her mom and tita and we had breakfast together . And Twinkle and I made plans for the first day ...Weeeeeee

The Radical Millionaires

The afternoon before the event I get to meet and greet the people Twinkle kept on talking about . I may not recall their names but they are so memorable . I was really impressed to how they handled stuff organizing the event . I was really fascinated , being new and all I kept my mouth quiet and helped out with the event . They think differently and act differently . They were serious but never boring always with the teasing and smiling . And without exaggerating NOT a single negative word came out of their mouth , words like (never , impossible , i cant ) . And yes they are all good looking, strange for a group to have so many positive qualities at once they are indeed without a question radical . And I am happy that I'm a radical millionaire too , at least in the way I see it ,they inspire me .


THE DAY THAT CHANGED MY LIFE ..FOR THE BETTER...XD

It was a Sunday and me and Twinks woke up early and went to the mall only to find out that the wall is closed yet. So we have to circle the mall to go to the other side and roundevous with other friends . After suffering the exhausting morning sun we found out that the other entrance of the mall is still closed . So we headed to the other entrance . I was introduced to some guy named Lyne and that he will serve as my partner to the rest of the activities for the day . An organizer of the event came and with him a few parcels and things so with that I helped and was allowed to enter the mall , Twinks stayed behind to sell tickets. Me and Lyne registered and seated ourselves at the front of the stage near the reserved seat near the giant projector screen . And then he came John Calub a man that would change me for the better . My first impression was like OMG THAT BALD GUY looks like the one in the poster . He started speaking and he caught my attention then later on he stated about weird laws of the universe on prosperity and abundance I was like is this guy serious ? How is thinking differently going to help me ? Then I heard the crowd looked around and saw that all the seats were filled if not some were standing . Who is this guy and why would people flood to him . So I decided to listen to his stories . It was very inspiring if not to look uncool or unmanly I would have cried . He even let some of the people in the front row smell books (yes i was in the front row ) so I smelled the books (omg i smelled moldy ancient books ) but it smelled authentic. He taught us how different law attract money and I was indeed able to realized  that. He also taught us on how to pay myself first a method which I practice today and I must say I is very effective which i will share in part two of these stories . By the time i had noon break I was thinking differently . To my surprise too the woman next to me testified to how her life changed for the better (i was sitting next to a millionaire) And I thank him for that .

After that event I have become a money magnet .I now blog . I no longer worry over to when my next salary would be . I will always have money . Even I quit I can live for a few months . Money now works for me . I give more . I now give to God. And I can spend now without regrets . I changed myself for the better hope u will to .



I GOT CRABS

Ever since my dad came back from the US we have been travelling in several occasions to Zamboanga Sibugay. There with the help of our other relatives we are trying to start a Fish/Crab colony.


The area roughly a few hectares of muddy mangrove . The place is wonder full . There are so many flora and fauna around.


                                               This is me disguising myself a swamp creature.

                                              Remember that the mighty crab has a weak spot.


                                                      Beware of the pincers now.

So this is how it goes . The captured crabs are the culled for quality . The young, children , pregnant , skinny , and those crabs with defects (ripped of pincers; they will grow back eventually) gets to see another beautiful day or if we are hungry we eat them by whim . Those who chosen ones are then classified according to species (regular mud crab, king crab) , according to gender (male , female and gay ) yes there are gay crabs ...depending on the abdomen shape and fatty deposits . and lastly by size. The one I caught was shipped to Hong Kong.

This business is fun all you need is land , a crab expert , a buyer for exporting , 24 hour guard (usually tenants who live there and guard the lad for you , and loyal maintenance people . With luck usually crab prices vary from 800-2000 pesos per crab depending on said factors ...

This is it for now more crab adventures next time .

SPERM BUSINESS ~o ~o ~o O

                                                                SPERM IN ACTION


I know the topic seems uncomfortable and a bit distasteful . But yes this post is all about SPERM and its reflection . A sperm is a cell responsible for  reproduction . It contains 23 chromosomes in which it encodes random traits from your father , combined with the other half from the female egg cell they form a gamete in a process called fertilization . And hence life begins during this magical union.

Why is SPERM so special  ???

To produce sperm the testicles of a man must be 1 degree Celsius cooler than that of the human body . That is why testicles and their ball sack is anatomically located dangling outside from the male internal viscera. The anatomy of a sperm is also very curios . Why you say ? Because sperm is different looking , it has a head a body and a tail. The tail is a common trait among other microbes in the protozoan kingdom but not on normal human cells. Between the female egg cell and the sperm , it is the sperm that decides your gender .

There are lessons to learned from the humble sperm . And I do hope that this serves as a reflection since humans are literally at one point in their life is 1/2 sperm.

YOUR ARE SO DAMN LUCKY . A certain male person can only produce quality sperm ( numerous, fast moving ) after his puberty years . Assuming that this person is free with diseases he releases sperm during ejaculations , not all during the acts of coitus sex.Some during wet dreams or nocturnal emissions or random repetitive palmar action . Some who engage in coitus doesn't do it with a woman . Not all who engages coitus with a woman uses the right orifice . Not all who uses the vagina ejaculates inside , and in a 28 day cycle a woman ONLY gets 24 hours to be fertile . Not to mention that the vagina is a very hostile place for the sperm . So if the batch of sperm is a bunch of weak ass wusses the batch is simply incinerated  by vaginal acids or reabsorbed in the vaginal wall or killed by patrolling immune cells. Each ejaculation contains millions of sperm . Some of your sperm brothers or sisters ended up on linens , wrong orifices or killed in action . Millions of sperms are wasted before one child is made.

                                                        Soldier Sperm from PSG

This is only one of the many reasons why each of us has infinite potential. Each child is the product of a MEGA LUCKY SUPER BATTLE VETERAN CHAMPION SPERM. Each child is a champion among millions . That ONE who made it . God is really amazing for designing such a sophisticated way to make sure that each person is nothing but the best . So next time you feel down because you failed at something , stand up and remember that you are already a champion before you were born .






A Brief Introduction





Hello Guys . My given name is Raymund Jan Madamesila. I go by the nickname of Lord Perv. 
I am right handed . I have no preference in food except that I don't favor fresh water fish . 
I have this tendency to walk around in my undies during midnight hence those who witness this calls me "MR. MidnightHot ". I am currently single . I am what you might say a pansexual person .I have dreams of becoming rich wealthy . Some say that I am an irrational person ; then again I say that I have the factor to change the world .


I grew up in the 90s.
We are the last generation who learned to play in the street, we are the first one who've played video games, and we're the last ones to record songs off the radio on cassettes and we are the pioneers of Walkman and chat-rooms.We learned how to program the VCR before anyone else, play with Atari, Super Nintendo, & Genesis. We also believed that the internet would be a free world.
We are the generation of the Thunder Cats, Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles, Transformers, and Doogie Howser MD. Traveled in cars without seat belts or airbags, lived without mobile phones.
We didn't have +99 television stations, flat screens, surround sound, mp3, iPods, Facebook or Twitter but nevertheless we had a GREAT TIME!

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Verb:
Alter (something) from its original course, meaning, or state to a distortion or corruption of what was first intended.

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Hi . My given name is Raymund Jan Madamesila. I am in my mid 20's . I'm a registered nurse in the Philippines . My friends call me PERV or LORD/MASTER PERV . And this blog will serve as a medium for me to share my out-of-the-box thinking to the world ! OHHH YEAA~~
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